Pan-galactic gargle blaster Gin 500ml

Want your gargle blasted?…

for want of a better term, i shall refer to this mysterious concoction as the ‘pan-galactic gargle blaster’gin.

it’s all too evident that these creatures along with the genius mad scientists @littlelondistillingco, have a cocktail knowledge far in advance of our own. it’s my guess that in some way they are able to generate an intense flavour within a chamber of glass – infused with mandarin, tamarind, native peppercorns (from their own planet) and chilli. this intense flavour they project in a parallel beam against any object they choose, by means of a polished, parabolic cocktail shaker of unknown composition, much like a lighthouse projects a beam of light. that is my conjecture of the origin of this ‘pan-galactic gargle blaster’…*

*with thanks to H.G Wells & The hitchikers guide to the galaxy